While stopped at a traffic light next to an unmarked police car:
Caroline: What do you think they're doing?
Maureen: They are probably driving around eating doughnuts and getting fat.
"I So Proud of Me!"
What the girls are saying...
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Math is hard
While discussing the possibility of taking on prealgebra in 6th grade:
Caroline: It's for kids gifted in math. I'm not really good at math.
Dad: You can get better if you put your mind to it.
Caroline: I really don't want to get better at math.
Caroline: It's for kids gifted in math. I'm not really good at math.
Dad: You can get better if you put your mind to it.
Caroline: I really don't want to get better at math.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Advent Time
Advent candles lit, Patrick asks: What are some ways you're preparing for Christmas?
Caroline: Eating chocolate?
Caroline: Eating chocolate?
Pier One Importants
While shopping in Lee's Summit, Maureen spies a store and says, "Pier One Importants. I hate that store. We waited there three hours while mom bought pillows."
Friday, December 7, 2012
Cinnamon Existentialism
Patrick: Maureen, what's bothering you?
Maureen: Life.
Patrick: Oh dear, tell me what's wrong.
Maureen: Life Cereal. We're out.
Maureen: Life.
Patrick: Oh dear, tell me what's wrong.
Maureen: Life Cereal. We're out.
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Backseat Sleigh Driver
Caroline: I'm going to write Santa a letter asking him to hide our presents, like the Easter Bunny does.
Patrick: I don't think Santa has the time. He has billions of other kids to visit.
Caroline: Well he's got time to eat cookies, feed his reindeer and write us a note...
Patrick: I don't think Santa has the time. He has billions of other kids to visit.
Caroline: Well he's got time to eat cookies, feed his reindeer and write us a note...
Sunday, December 2, 2012
First, get a box...
Patrick: Maddie, what are you doing?
Maddie: I'm playing homeless.
Patrick: You're pretending to be homeless? That's not very fun.
Maddie: I'm bored, I'll play anything.
Maddie: I'm playing homeless.
Patrick: You're pretending to be homeless? That's not very fun.
Maddie: I'm bored, I'll play anything.
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