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Caroline: Mom, how do you open a coconut?

MaShell: I don't know...

Caroline: Can you go to HowToOpenACoconut-www-dot-com?

Meet Teeny, the Talking Cat

Maureen is playing with her toy cat, which is kitten-sized, and hard but has a soft grey, velvety covering over it. It's kinda creepy but she loves it.

Maureen: This is Teeny. She is a great cat because she talks.

MaShell: Oh really? What does Teeny say?

Maureen: Teeny just says, "Blah, blah, blah."

MaShell: What else does Teeny say?

Maureen: She says, "I for poop." That means I forget. Now, Teeny, say, "I fooorrrr-get." Hey Mom, Teeny just said, "I forget." I have to put him outside now because he is pooping everywhere. I really have to put him outside so he doesn't poop in the house. "Okay Teeny, you have to go outside and poop."

Good Job Dad!

Maureen put a big blue bead up her nose last week. Patrick closed her other nostril and blew in her mouth. The bead popped out and Maureen said, "Wow, good job Dad!!"

Poop Story #4: Broken Bootie

Maureen had diarrhea the other day--ew. Her first reaction:

Maureen: I have to call grandma and tell her that my bootie is broken! It is so broken, I have to tell her.

Days later she saw grandma and it was the first thing she told her. Who knows why??

I Just, I Just....

Maureen to MaShell: "I just........I just........I just...........I just...........LOVE YOU!


Awww....how sweet!