A friend of ours went to the liquor store with his 6 year old and 3 year old. The 6 year old was speaking very loudly in the store and repeatedly said: Don't get beer Daddy. Don't get drunk AGAIN!!
The three year old asked: What does drunk mean?
The dad, consulting a neighbor, responded: Drunk is when you are really tired and can't remember what day it is.
Flash forward to the next day...
The three year old: Daddy, I am drunk ALL the time!!! I am always SO tired and I NEVER, EVER know what day it is.
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