Maureen (yelling really loudly): CAAARRROLIINNNNE....GET YOUR TUTUUUUUU. IT'S TIME TO DAAAANNNCE!!
Maureen to MaShell: We are having a show tonight, right now, I have to go get ready. Oh my. I'm late.
Caroline immediately got green construction paper and a red marker and made a sign that reads:
Show ToDay!
When: Right now!
Where: Hall!
Staring (not "Starring"): Caroline and Maureen!
Caroline: Mom, are you coming to our show? We have plenty of seats.
Maureen (in a voice that got higher as she talked): Tomorrow, we are going to have another play of Winnie the Pooh!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
My Collection
MaShell (in Starbucks): Maureen, please put the crinkly paper down. That belongs to Starbucks.
Maureen: But Mom, I need it for my crinkly paper collection.
Maureen: But Mom, I need it for my crinkly paper collection.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
I Have Something to Tell You
Maureen (yelling from the upstairs bathroom): Moooooommmm, I have something to tell yoooouuu.
MaShell (really dreading what the answer would be from the bathroom): What Maureen?
Maureen: I was teasing about my imaginary family. They aren't real. I don't really have imaginary brothers. I'm so sorry, but my brain made me say it.
Last week, Maureen was having a bad day and said she was going to go live with her imaginary family, including her two little brothers named Jack and Tommy Bobby.
MaShell (really dreading what the answer would be from the bathroom): What Maureen?
Maureen: I was teasing about my imaginary family. They aren't real. I don't really have imaginary brothers. I'm so sorry, but my brain made me say it.
Last week, Maureen was having a bad day and said she was going to go live with her imaginary family, including her two little brothers named Jack and Tommy Bobby.
Santa Claus is a Bad Man?
Caroline (singing): Santa Claus is a bad man, Santa Claus is a bad man...
Maureen: Santa Claus isn't bad. Santa Claus is a BLAAACK man. That's what the song says Caroline.
Caroline: Mom, why is Santa Claus a black man?
Maureen: Santa Claus isn't bad. Santa Claus is a BLAAACK man. That's what the song says Caroline.
Caroline: Mom, why is Santa Claus a black man?
I Thought We Would Get Coal!!
On Christmas Morning, while looking at everything Santa brought...
Maureen (talking really loudly): Wooowww!!! I thought we would get coal. There really IS a Santa Claus!!
Maureen (talking really loudly): Wooowww!!! I thought we would get coal. There really IS a Santa Claus!!
There REALLY IS a Santa Claus!!
Santa brought Maureen a Fur Real white kitty cat which prompted several reactions:
Maureen to her baby doll Lauren: Look honey, we have a kitty!
Maureen to Erin: When will we have kittens??
Caroline to MaShell: MAUREEN, this means there REALLY IS a Santa Claus!!! You asked for a furry white cat, and Santa brought you a furry white cat!! Wow!!
Maureen then named the cat Princess Whiskers. I later stuck my finger in Princess Whiskers mouth and it bit me. I leaped back and screamed!
Maureen to her baby doll Lauren: Look honey, we have a kitty!
Maureen to Erin: When will we have kittens??
Caroline to MaShell: MAUREEN, this means there REALLY IS a Santa Claus!!! You asked for a furry white cat, and Santa brought you a furry white cat!! Wow!!
Maureen then named the cat Princess Whiskers. I later stuck my finger in Princess Whiskers mouth and it bit me. I leaped back and screamed!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Miracle #4
MaShell: Do you have any new miracles?
Caroline: YES!! I have more friends. And I just sent my letter to Santa ONE WEEK ago!!
Caroline: YES!! I have more friends. And I just sent my letter to Santa ONE WEEK ago!!
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