Friday, September 26, 2008

Obama or McCain??

On car ride home from Girls Scouts...

Caroline: Are you voting for Obama or John McCain?

Dad: John McCain.

C: I am voting for Obama.

Dad: Why?

C: Because

Dad: But why?

C: Just because…I am voting for Obama; I am voting for brown people.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

OMFG

Maureen (coming down stairs): Did you know that penises and vaginas are the same thing? Penises and vaginas.

Dad: Well they aren't the same thing, boys have one and girls have the other.
(Note to the readers: He couldn't bear to repeat the words)

Maureen: That's right, I have a vagina and you have a penis. And your brothers have a penis. And your dad has a penis--a dead penis.

I'm Drunk Too!

A friend of ours went to the liquor store with his 6 year old and 3 year old. The 6 year old was speaking very loudly in the store and repeatedly said: Don't get beer Daddy. Don't get drunk AGAIN!!

The three year old asked: What does drunk mean?

The dad, consulting a neighbor, responded: Drunk is when you are really tired and can't remember what day it is.

Flash forward to the next day...

The three year old: Daddy, I am drunk ALL the time!!! I am always SO tired and I NEVER, EVER know what day it is.

Michael Phelps!

My friend's 3 year old boy watching the Olympics: Michael Phelps swims like me!!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I Can Read Your Mind!

Maureen had a complete meltdown and after dealing with that for way too long, Caroline had this to say:

Caroline: Mom, I know what you are thinking. I can read your mind!

MaShell: Oh really, what am I thinking?

Caroline: You are thinking, it sure is a tough life being a mom!!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Best night EVER--4th Miracles!!

Caroline to MaShell: Tonight is the very best night EVER in my whole life. Because of three things:



First, I lost my very first tooth!

Secondly, I can play "Yankee Doodle" with my EYES CLOSED

and third, I taught you how to play the piano!!!!



Caroline: I think these are miracles. These are my FOURTH miracles!!!!

Whatever

The other night Maureen asked me what I thought about something...I wasn't really paying attention and didn't respond.

She leaned over and whispered to me, "say 'whatever' momma." So I said "whatever" and she climbed into bed.