Maureen (coming down stairs): Did you know that penises and vaginas are the same thing? Penises and vaginas.
Dad: Well they aren't the same thing, boys have one and girls have the other.
(Note to the readers: He couldn't bear to repeat the words)
Maureen: That's right, I have a vagina and you have a penis. And your brothers have a penis. And your dad has a penis--a dead penis.
2 comments:
LOL!
Holy cow! Erin linked to the drunk stories, but this one is even better!!!!
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