The Tail Game

Maureen: Let's play the tail game.

MaShell: Okay, how do you play?

Maureen: You say, "Which kind of tail does a pig have?"

MaShell: A curly tail?

Maureen: Noooooo, a twisted tail. You loosed. Now it's your turn.

MaShell: Which kind of tail does a horse have?

Maureen: Noooooo, that animal is NOT in the tail game. [whispering] Try a skunk.

MaShell: Which kind of tail does a skunk have?

Maureen: A STINKY tail. I win. I get a gold star. Now it's my turn. Which kind of tail does a dog have?

MaShell: A furry tail??

Maureen: Yes! A furry tail, you get a gold star. A gold star is worth no points. A pink star is worth two points.

Later, Patrick came and joined the game and found out that rats, cats and horses are NOT part of the tail game and that he loooosed! Then it was declared by Maureen that no boys are allowed and no redheads are allowed to play the Tail Game.