I've Created Monsters

Maureen (sticking a chopstick in an apple): LOOK!! I made a candy apple

MaShell, Erin and Caroline: Ha ha ha ha ha

Caroline: Mom, are you going to put this on your blog thing?

And EAT!

We were eating dinner tonight and the girls were being picky.


PT: Maureen, get your finger out of your nose and EAT!

...PAUSE...

PT: Ooooohh....I meant eat your dinner.

Everyone: EWWWWW!!!!!

"Is that your pee-tail?"

Patrick: (getting out of shower)

Caroline sometime this summer: Is that your pee-tail?

Patrick: (Response, if any, cannot be recalled due to horror of moment)