Backseat Sleigh Driver

Caroline: I'm going to write Santa a letter asking him to hide our presents, like the Easter Bunny does.
Patrick: I don't think Santa has the time. He has billions of other kids to visit.
Caroline: Well he's got time to eat cookies, feed his reindeer and write us a note...

Fanksgiving

Caroline, first thing on Thanksgiving morning: Maureen, today is Thanksgiving!!

Maureen: I am so fankful for everything in the world. Everything 'cept the scary stuff on this Earth