His Mom is Not Very Smart

Caroline: Do you get up on the roof?

Patrick: No

Caroline: The boys in my class get up on their ROOF! They do. William gets on the pointy part. His mom lets him. I think his mom is not very smart.

Connections by Maureen

Polka Dots and Bananas

Caroline made up code words that she uses all the time:


Polka Dots! = seat belt is buckled and she's read to go

Usage example:

Caroline: Mom, POLKA DOTS!!! Did you hear me?? I said POLKA DOTS.

Bananas (always whispered) = I need to go to the church cry room and get more books to read during church

Usage example:

Caroline pointing to back of church and whispering: Mom, bananas...bananas...that means I need to go get more books......can I???.........puhleasssseeee????

St. Nick

Caroline: Why do they call him St. Nick if he isn't dead?

Patrick: ...uh.....that's a very good question....some people call other people a saint even if they aren't.

Caroline's Letter to Santa

Dear Santa Claus,

Here's what I want for Christmas. More Friends. I know, I know, it's a long story.

Love,
Caroline

Madeline Gets All Sassy

Patrick (pointing): Madeline, get OUT of the kitchen

Patrick (pointing again): Madeline, I said get OUT of the kitchen. Go.

Madeline: unh-uh

Christmas Wish List

Erin: What do you want for Christmas Maureen?

Maureen: All the things on tv.

Erin: yeah you do!