Maureen's Jokes

Maureen: Why did the chicken cross the playground?? to get to the other SLIDE!!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken
Interrupting chicken....BOCK!!!! BOCK!!!.......Who?

4 Already

Maureen has been telling everyone she sees her news: AND, I am 4 already!! AND I had a Strawberry shortcake cake and a princess cake and I am 4 now!! AND I got a haircut from Amy, she's in my dad's building.

Book Club

Maureen: Caroline, Mom is having a party tonight for her book club.

Caroline: Wow, so everyone sits and reads their book? That's a lot of quiet for a party.

Lunch Request

Maureen/Lauren: Mom, today for lunch, I would like soouuu---ffffleee. What is souffle?

Miss DoLittle

While watching Dr. Dolittle...

Maureen: I can talk with animals.

MaShell: Oh really, but do they talk back?

Maureen: No. Yes, they talk in their animal language.

My Name is Lauren

MaShell: Maureen, let's go.

Maureen: Mom, my name is not Maureen. It's Luci.

MaShell: Okay Luci, let's go.

Maureen: Wait, wait, wait, that's not it. My name is Lauren. That's it. Lauren. I like 'L' names.

Maddie's First Fight!

Maddie (pulling on Maureen's pink socks): Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Maureen: What? What is she doing? Maddie STOP!!

Maddie: Myyyyyyy ocks!! Myyyyyyyy ocks!! (Translation: MY SOCKS!!)

I then ran upstairs, grabbed a pair of pink socks for Maddie and put them on her. She immediately stopped screaming and started smiling. She just wanted her pink socks!