It's the cops!

While stopped at a traffic light next to an unmarked police car:
Caroline: What do you think they're doing?
Maureen: They are probably driving around eating doughnuts and getting fat.

Sins of the Father

At Maureen's First Reconciliation last night, I quizzed the girls on sins.
Patrick: If I said, "I'm so awesome," what sin would I be committing?
Caroline: Pride.
Maureen (with big grin): Lying.

Maureen's Jokes

Maureen: Why did the chicken cross the playground?? to get to the other SLIDE!!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken
Interrupting chicken....BOCK!!!! BOCK!!!.......Who?