Sins of the Father

At Maureen's First Reconciliation last night, I quizzed the girls on sins.
Patrick: If I said, "I'm so awesome," what sin would I be committing?
Caroline: Pride.
Maureen (with big grin): Lying.

2nd Grade Theology

After trying to explain reconciliation and grace to Maureen, she asks, "So is Purgatory a big waiting room where you sit and read magazines about God?"

Patrick: "Uh, yes."