Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Friday, December 7, 2012

Cinnamon Existentialism

Patrick: Maureen, what's bothering you?
Maureen: Life.
Patrick: Oh dear, tell me what's wrong.
Maureen: Life Cereal. We're out.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Pundit in the Making, Part II

Maureen: I hope Romney wins. I hate what Michelle Obama did to [school] lunch; everyone does. The mashed potatoes taste like dog food.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Dine and Dash

At the end of dinner:
Maddie, age 4, "Can we leave now?"
Me: "No, we have to pay the check."
Maddie: "So... We don't just sneak out?"

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Mmmm

Maureen to PT: Dad, everything tastes better when it's dipped in something.