Dine and Dash

At the end of dinner:
Maddie, age 4, "Can we leave now?"
Me: "No, we have to pay the check."
Maddie: "So... We don't just sneak out?"

I Would Put That On My Web Site!!

We went to a party last night at a friend's house. There were probably 20 kids there under the age of 8. A baby pool filled with water was a little too tempting. A 4 year old boy immediately took off all his clothes and jumped in. All the kids gathered around and started chanting, "naked, naked." Another 3 year old girl took off her clothes super fast and jumped in.

The parents of the naked children came running down to the yard yelling their full names. All the other kids laughed and a few minutes later, began sharing everything they saw.

Caroline yelling to the whole group of kids: If I'd had a camera and a web site, I would have put that on my web site!

Mr. Hanky

Maureen (on the toilet): I think Mr. Hanky just came out of my bottom!!

A few seconds later...

Maureen: I just flushed him.

Caroline: There's a little bit of Mr. Hanky in everyone.