Mr. Hanky

Maureen (on the toilet): I think Mr. Hanky just came out of my bottom!!

A few seconds later...

Maureen: I just flushed him.

Caroline: There's a little bit of Mr. Hanky in everyone.

I Want To Be Traded!

We were in an Irish store the other day. Caroline saw a sign that read:

Unattended children will be traded to the leprechauns for tea and chocolates.

We started looking around the store and she kept disappearing. I thought she was trying to find a gift for me. But finally, when I went looking for her the third time she told me what was going on:

Caroline: Mooooommmmm! I want to get traded!!

MaShell: Traded?? What?? Oh!!! To the leprechauns!! What do you think they will do with you?!

Caroline: They will train me to do stuff.

Later, she was looking at all the Irish dolls with red hair and blue eyes and had an epiphany--"I'm IRISH!! All the dolls look like me!!"

We Need a Trick Dog!

MaShell: I wish we had a dog that would clean up all the food you girls drop on the floor.

Caroline: Well, I wish we had a dog that would carry the plates into the kitchen. It would have to be a trick dog, a trick dog that has it's own show.

MaShell: Why would a trick dog with it's own show want to live in our house?

Caroline: To eat ALL that food under the table!