Poop Story #??

Maureen, looking into the toilet: It's a poop eh-stravaganza in the toilet!

Mr. Hanky

Maureen (on the toilet): I think Mr. Hanky just came out of my bottom!!

A few seconds later...

Maureen: I just flushed him.

Caroline: There's a little bit of Mr. Hanky in everyone.

Bear Poop and Atchison

We just got a van that my dad had for awhile on the farm while he fixed it for us. It got dusty and smells when you first get in it, even though PT scoured and vacummed it for an entire day. Here's what Maureen just said about it...

Maureen: "It smells like bear poop in here........it smells like Atchison."

Poop Story #5: Revenge of the Burnt Ends

Maureen loved the burnt ends at the BBQ contest in Lawrence. They were pretty spicy and the next day she paid for it.

Maureen, sitting on the port-a-potty (ew!) talking to Daddy: My stomach was all angry at me and now it says, "thank you!"

Poop Story #4: Broken Bootie

Maureen had diarrhea the other day--ew. Her first reaction:

Maureen: I have to call grandma and tell her that my bootie is broken! It is so broken, I have to tell her.

Days later she saw grandma and it was the first thing she told her. Who knows why??

Poop Story #3: Come Out Poop!

Maureen was having trouble pooping tonight. "It won't come out," she said.

Then she started cheering it on. "Come out poop, come out."

Followed by an explanation to me. "The poop won't come out because it's making lunch."

Poop Story #2: Red and Yellow!

Mom: Hi Maureen
Maureen (sounding worried): Hi Mom...I pooped in the toilet. And it's got red and yellow.
Mom: That's okay. You ate red and yellow peppers yesterday.
Maureen: OOoooohh, yeah right.

Poop Story #1: Inspiration for this blog

Mom: I'm going back to work tomorrow

Maureen: Oooohhh....are you going to POOP in the toilet?? I be so proud of me!

Mom: Uh, yeah maybe.

Maureen: And you get a gummy sour kid!